Birthday Shots

My stepdad called a day late to wish me a happy birthday. The message went something like this:

“This is a delayed message recorded on November 20. This is your stepfather calling on the day of your birthday to wish you . . . SHOOT IT. … SHOOT. … WELL SHOOT THE SON OF A BITCH!”

Then the sounds of multiple shot gun blasts.

He was calling from the duck blind.

My brothers Seth and Brian


5 responses to “Birthday Shots

  1. Where are the ducks, and you forgot the dog’s name.

    Hope you had a great birthday.

  2. Happy belated, Ken!

    Hope your fiesta was a blast. (Haha?)

  3. Happy #bffday! *waves*

  4. How awesome a birthday present did @thisisnotapril give you, huh? Huh?

  5. Thank you for your awsome article. I am going to keep an eye on your own site, i allready added it to personal list 🙂

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