Mark Twain Let’s Loose on a U.S. ‘Victory’

So how did Mark Twain react to a “glorious” American victory during fighting in the Philippines in 1906? Angrily. And with good reason. The set-up is this: American troops found 600 enemy Moros — women and children — hiding in a volcanic crater. Over 500 U.S. troops, with native allies, dragged artillery up to the rim and a “battle” followed — one in which all of the Moros were killed. Fifteen U.S. troops dies and, if the most publicized injury is a fair indicator, they likely died by friendly fire.

This prompted Twain, who was in the middle of dictating his autobiography — dwelling on the one-room school house in which he was educated — to a multi-day tirade. At one point he takes particular issue with a note from President Theodore Roosevelt congratulating the American general who commanded this “brilliant feat of arms” that “upheld the honor of the American flag.”

Sayeth Twain:

He knew perfectly well that to pen six hundred helpless and weaponless savages in a hole like rats in a trap and massacre them in detail during a stretch of a day and a half, from a safe position on the heights above, was no brilliant feat of arms – and would not have been a brilliant feat of arms even if Christian America, represented by its salaried soldiers, had shot them down with Bibles and the Golden Rule instead of bullets. He knew perfectly well that our uniformed assassins had not upheld the honor of the American flag, but had done as they have been doing continuously for eight years in the Philippines – that is to say, they had dishonored it.

Kapow! You can also get just a taste there of Twain’s disdain for the hypocrisy of organized religion. (Someone’s taken the trouble to excerpt a little more from this section if you’re interested.)

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2 responses to “Mark Twain Let’s Loose on a U.S. ‘Victory’

  1. I’m in the early stages of this hefty volume and am looking forward to the meat of the book. Right now he’s boring me with tales of his talkative German maid.

    In other Twain news, schools have allowed the return of Huckleberry Finn into the classroom, provided it be cleaned up for the sensitive sensibilities of the modern American high schooler who has never heard the N word, and could not tolerate it in the written word, even if given any historical context by a teacher.

  2. Pingback: Is the Twain Autobiography the First Blog? | THE WORD O’ WHEATON

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