Robicelli’s — the world’s best cupcake in the world (I made that up, but it’s true) — has been bought out by a national conglomerate. And the new management is, uh, well just read this note from Peter I. Wankworth III, CEO of KRUMmy Cupcakes:
Some of you will no doubt notice that we are moving away from Robicelli’s, shall we say, unique ideas about what a cupcake is. Here at KRUMmy we firmly believe that when the good lord created cupcakes he never intended meat and other exotic ingredients to be involved. Fried chicken belongs in a bucket with French fries and olive oil belongs on pasta. Further, if a cupcake does not deliver two days’ worth of sugar, then it might as well be a muffin. And KRUMmy is not in the muffin business.
Okay, okay. I’m just yanking yer chains. Allison Robicelli had a bit of an accident last week and is under strict orders not to be farting around on computers and such. So some of us are pitching in to get their blog going. And I helped out! Yay me! Go read. And order some damn cupcakes. They’re the bomb. (Especially the Irish Car Bomb one.)